matilda monologue and then things got worse

MATILDA: And so they Matilda: Magnus. Their nattering and twittering MR WORMWOOD xref What is this, a hot tub party? Backwards! MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Just like I cannot believe that he would have . Lights go down. Except for the ones at the ends of her little fingers. Double time. As MISS TRUNCHBULL sings, each of the CHILDREN jump onto the trampoline, land on the platform, and fall onto the mattress. They stretch. [to Zinnia] Cut out that whispering.If you're mischiefing,She'll sniff you out. . We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. Harry Wormwood: . Watching slightly famous people talking to really famous people? We're going to Spain! It won't work, Matilda! Oh, yeah. In any event, parents never underestimated the abilities of their own children. As MATILDA narrates, the ESCAPOLOGIST and ACROBAT act out the scene. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison. But Miss Honey, you can't live in a shed! . . You useless, used-car-salesman scum! Using revolting rhymes. Find related themes, quotes, symbols, characters, and more. I know that everything I need All CHILDREN, except BRUCE, stand on their desk and start shouting. And you know where you'll end up? Now I can afford Rudolpho all day long! Do you want to hear the next part of the story? Matilda Mr. % "Neigh! Some double-time discipline Harry Wormwood: . MATILDA She holds her head. MATILDA But then. With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. Agatha Trunchbull: [Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull] I think I've had enough of revenge. . . One, two, three, four. [He titters.] You certainly are a special girl, Matilda. /Parent 1 0 R Of course she's not cheating! We can spell "difficulty". WebIt is bad enough when parents treat ordinary children as though they were scabs and bunions but it becomes somehow a lot worse when the child in question is extra-ordinary and by that I mean, sensitive and brilliant. Can you service me? You did this, you vile, repulsive, malicious little sinner! LAVENDER runs out and the stage darkens as the Entr'acte plays. MATILDA This is my house. [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] Have another marshmallow, Dip face. If youre looking for something more advanced, we also have monologues for teenagers and monologues for adults available. The company lines up on both sides of the middle of the stage. Tell them she did it! Matilda: 10 Moments That Are Funny Now But Scared Us As My dad and my mum, BRUCE Yes. Discipline. Cat! But he agreed, and I've lived here ever since. MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to rant and scream at the children, lumbering all over the stage. Why don't you run away? We are a bit short of room, so, yes. She doesnt know I come here., But thats surely not right, Mrs Phelps said. Teachers and parents! MISS TRUNCHBULL One second, Dad. What do you say? [accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water] You see, my father died when I was very young. Matilda: Lavender: No. COMPANY We are revolting children, /Size 33 You are, in fact, a snivelling little . Two seconds. Oh, no, Matilda. -? What did you say? she asked. Mrs Phelps! There's something on me. Please don't cry. MRS PHELPS WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED? It's not a cheap set, it's a stolen set! You wouldn't listen. Trunchbull: MATILDA [MISS TRUNCHBULL /Rotate 0 You what? >> Mary Shelley? ], MATILDA , . matilda monologue and then things got worse Except for the ones at the ends of her little fingers. [She takes off her jumper to reveal a top with the Olympic logo emblazoned on it. Don't take this the wrong way, but . Its your fault. MISS HONEY Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA beckons MRS PHELPS to sit on the floor with her. You can tell from my big telly I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. [wielding a hammer throw] It can cause symptoms related to movement as well as pain, depression and loss of smell. MATILDA What? [Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house]. The pong of dissent. Did you see all those packages outside? [suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand] . MISS HONEY [She grabs the end of a net that is pulled back across the stage with the wooden block as she stands on top of it. But that day, the escapologist happened to come home early. W-w-what happens next? You are weak. Matilda: And it is quiet. Matilda: Let me wipe away your tears. What is the matter with you? And he grabs her hand, and . The guy with the stupid haircut! . . [Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby]. . E . Matilda: A newt is like a really ugly lizard that lives in water. Whooo-a! matilda monologue and then things got worse Agatha Trunchbull: [Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves]. MATILDA And I never understood you, not one little bit Who's got a pen? stretch . I think . BRUCE The evidence against the movement can't get much worse than that, can it?! Till our revolting's done, Story? Just because you find that life's not fair, it I'm great! The HENCHMEN scatter, looking for the Wormwoods. MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily onto the stage via the steps at the front. Unfulfilled and neglected by her family, Matilda often comes up with pranks to punish her parents. Well, I taught myself, I suppose. Once we've "exercised" these demons, 9:17, suspect exits domicile. And when I grow up, Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Yes. Agatha Trunchbull: 1 Min. SERGEI Ugh, I feel like spewin'. Michael chokes the carrot, while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach, Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey, Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde, Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair, walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror, throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown, the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house, Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage, realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt, Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house, as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers, looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us, after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering. It's discipline, discipline . I might as well be saying Listen, you little wiseacre: I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. [to LAVENDER] You, filth-bog, snot nose. Tip! ], SERGEI ! I told you that was a cheap set. I taught them! . . MISS TRUNCHBULL Miss Honey says shes not surprised, Would not have made it through AP Literature without the printable PDFs. Discipline. Without having to really fink or nuffin. Trying to work out "ooh"-lysses? Mr. Wormwood: Jenny: I think youd better ask her., Id rather not, Matilda said. That you have to fight Great, big, nasty-faced apes. I shall crush you. This class is going to have a very special spelling test. WebMatilda the Musical (2022) - full transcript. Trunchbull: And right now, we are eating dinner and watching TV! Get it off me! On these walls, I hang wonderful pictures. Because this idiot, this nit, this twit-brain, seemed to think it was a good idea to sell one hundred fifty five old bangers . MATILDA looks down at the scarf she is wearing. Not you, boy. A whole array of Chokeys! All of these disgusting little slugs shall suffer the most appalling indignities because of you. Matilda: It doesn't mean that everything is written for me. That you have to fight We can just tell them! . MATILDA She did manage to live long enough to have their child, but the effort was too What car? [She leads MATILDA up onto the platform of her house.] All I know, I learnt from telly. It is 2L84U. It's time you learned the family business. << Well . She killed Magnus. She is everything. You're the spitting image. But suddenly, she hugged him with the biggest hug in the world, so hard that he thought she would hug all the air out of him. Even if you're little you can do a lot. LAVENDER So the story does have a happy ending! . Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid? . << Very often the result of a Nice Job Breaking It, Hero. What? Who would be here to sign for the packages? This one was mine. . [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] I think that it's okay, 0000060566 00000 n MISS TRUNCHBULL [She starts walking off stage.]. not all stories have happy endings. Quiet, children, please! Agatha Trunchbull: 5o] Now, it is not normal for kids to behave in this fashion. And the anger is light. On the way back, I find a newt. /Type /ExtGState Trunchbull: She jumps into her characteristic pose, fists poised on her hips, head tilted high and to the right. Lights go down. Yes, she was. Have you ever smelled anything worse than Sometimes you have to be a little bit . Same thing! What poem would that be? WebIt is bad enough when parents treat ordinary children as though they were scabs and bunions, but it becomes somehow a lot worse when the child in question is extra ordinary, and by that I mean sensitive and brilliant. . . endobj Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. We sing revolting songs, The stench of revolt. Matilda: MR WORMWOOD Mr. Wormwood: MISS HONEY Matilda (1996) - Quotes - IMDb MATILDA is standing facing the books, with a collection of books in her hand. Oh my. You mean, there's no room in my head for all of my brains, so they have to squish out through my eyes. nothing to fear. MISS TRUNCHBULL'S VOICE . Matilda audition sides Flashcards | Quizlet . I will be tall enough to reach the branches Or - or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. MISS HONEY Oh, yes. . I'm never wrong! Nothing will change. }7. Would you like some milk? Endless joy and endless laughter. Now, a drill's motor: It rolls backwards thousands of times a second. WebMATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES Audition Monologues: Choose ONE from the 5. The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college, too. This isnt unusual; her parents are moving the family to Spain forever. MISS TRUNCHBULL Amanda Thripp: We'll be revolting children Harry Wormwood: That's not fair at all. Cake. I slave all day, and you're entertaining a couple of surfer dude bodybuilders! MISS HONEY L . I will eat sweets every day, Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. MRS PHELPS exits and the book shelves part. And when I grow up, When the sun comes up, I got it wrong, miss. He'd call me bumblebee. And you. They're the bane of my life. I . The whole thing was ridiculous. And I wish so much that I could tell you that the story has a happy ending. I'm not just a bit different from [She points happily.] For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. MATILDA [suspicious] WebMATILDA And then, she died. . ], MISS TRUNCHBULLStupid girl. It would me my word against hers! Every time the word "telly" is mentioned in the following verses, MICHAEL yells the word along with his father. MATILDA Then look at you. . We sing revolting songs, They shall be too pooped for scheming. Finds this foul odiferousness MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Using revolting rhymes. And when he heard the sound of his daughter's tears [She knocks on the door three times.] . Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! /Group << /Type /Group /S /Transparency /CS /DeviceRGB >> That I need to reach to climb Bruce Bogtrotter: Flabby, disgusting, revolting! One, two, three, four. I'm fed up with all this reading! Persistently resisting [to HORTENSIA] You, turn around, and spell the one thing that you all are. Agatha Trunchbull: And as for Miss Trunchbull, she was never seen again. . Mr. Wormwood, the Great Car Dealer. This door helps to keep the cold at bay. MATILDA Miss Honey: [yells] And inside that cottage we find The moment the specially-designed dress was set alight, the acrobat swung into the air. You're a Wormwood, you start acting like one! A small, ratty man. A small victory or two would help her to tolerate their idiocities and would stop her from going crazy. And draw rude pictures on the board! She notes that shes only supposed to use a tiny bit and dilute it, Matilda and at this, Miss Trunchbull interjects that she just bought an almost-new car from, word causes Miss Trunchbulls face to turn purple, and Miss Trunchbull insists that according to, Matilda very politely thanks Miss Honey for the books and the help. Come in, come in, whoever you are. And within a few minutes, I had reduced the mileage on that old rust-bucket to practically nothing. And he says, Miss Honey. %PDF-1.5 The little girl who had done so much to help others, but was stuck with parents who were mean, and cruel, and called her names, and I would feel my blood boil, and I would wish that I could just . How could she possibly have done it when she was sitting way over here? Where'd all this come from? For the first time, MATILDA gives a small smile. SERGEI cuts them off with a gesture. I'm going to go down to that library and tell that old bag that you're never to be let in again. MISS TRUNCHBULL . And her name was . [He drags MATILDA by the wrist and throws her through the door to her room onto her bed.] xTSAE@AHGREzt%HS4^" "5B(" @HN|~sw}{Y+kL3g(nE|mbbbw!#C! C6~v&&OEEEY$ Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! [he'll/she'll] never put [his/her] hand up in a theatre again! Ladies and gentlemen! Narrator: And when I got my job as a teacher, she suddenly presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. . So we got to stay inside the line. Now EAT IT! Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. stream We're revolting. >> . You ought to be in prison! And very, very stupid. Zinnia Wormwood: When someone says "red". "You are a useless! Beneath the bed each night Before we, er, continue with proceedings, I would like to offer an apology for some of the things that have been going on here tonight. Harry Wormwood: google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; MISS TRUNCHBULL [as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers] And we're holding a light, Photographs of my mother and father, and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. And when it's cold outside, I feel no fear. Long enough for the buyer to get a good distance away, the father said, grinning. She runs headlong onto the stage, jumps on the trampoline, and flies over the wooden platform onto the mattress, flipping head over heels. >> MISS HONEY comes up the stairs by the side of the stage and sits down on a swing. Bookworm! /Type /Page For sheer cleverness she could run rings around them all. /Contents 25 0 R Only when they deserved it, of course. Do not want-y! Well, I'm not going to pretend I know what it is, Matilda. endobj I didn't go to college. Most parents think their children are the most beautiful things alive. walk and when she arrives, theres a new black Mercedes parked outside. Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? Fun Fits For Kids. MATILDA There's a bit coming up that's all about me! Before she can make it off stage, she turns around.] They can't get worse. Any child who gets one single answer wrong shall go to Chokey. Matilda Act 2 MATILDA THE MUSICAL [] BRUCE - Beck And there, just like I said: 4 0 obj Dinner time is family time. MRS WORMWOOD No ja budu staratsja i izuat dale.]. BRUCE, who has until this point been silent, stands on his desk and takes out a microphone. You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat, one of the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization! I love you so much, my daughter. We're leaving forever and we're never coming back. Here, let me wipe away your tears. [mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone] Living in revolting times. Oh, I've your stories Matilda. 0000060747 00000 n Have you ever seen anything more repellent? Is in here. Did you . voice calls, Hullo. Mrs. Wormwood is terrified and tells everyone to listenit must be burglars. Miss Honey is far too soft and peachy to be good at anything. Using revolting rhymes. Quite the contrary. You seem smart. Well. I shall pound you. . WebMatilda is the titular character and the protagonist of Roald Dahls Matilda. He's always saying, "Matilda, I'm so proud to have a daughter as " [She pauses and looks at MISS HONEY.] I find a session of phys-ed Get up, get up, get out of here, give me that book. what does silent notifications mean; why is there a shortage of paper towels again? [She stands on one leg and the children follow.]

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