Especially since I don't have viewers. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. Funny Memes. I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. I WANT to write. Isnt' that nice? This is too frustrating. Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. I'm back. (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? Needless to say, I felt right at home. Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. WOOF! Would that be considered poetic justice, or just a nice coincidence? Definitly. Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? But I must. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. Who am I kidding? In other wordsthey hurt. Strange, huh? Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! But true. Pathetic, wasn't it? Would it be cheating to fill it out again? If I did, would I stop this? As long as I'm happy, right. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. I'm so special. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. With a specific number of words. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. But I can't think of anything to write about. and eat dinner. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. But, you should know that, since you like reading. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. That sounds good, too. I'm back! You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. Just like a real psychologist. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. The possibilities are literally endless. I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. Wellthey are. All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. But never senile. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. How to Format Lyrics: Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus; Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines; Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse . If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. Number One: I could have cured cancer. *pauses* Oh. Or not. The answer is still infinity. It was sad. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Which is what I'm about to do. Today was Halloween. MOOOO! Pretty cool, huh? They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. Autor de l'entrada Per ; Data de l'entrada superstore clinic phone number; pinewood forest apartments greensboro, . Shut cho : r/copypasta - Reddit I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. HI! Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. Only if I had multiple personalities. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. yeah. I mean, who'd a thought? (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! Do you care? But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. I want an elective. Seeya! Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. as many times as possible before you splattered your brains on the rocks, all the while listening to a soundtrack that is similar to a dying ceiling fan. I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. And mildly weirded-out. As long as the bear blends in, you know? I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. Anyway, that's my rant on the new generation that contains my little sister. Which is bad. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". (Believe me, though, you never want to see me driveI get easily distracted by clouds and signs saying FREE KITTIES!kitties are hugablebut if you hug themthey'll scratch your eyes outso then you have to hiss at them and establish dominencebut kitties don't like thateven though dogs dobut kitties are obviously not dogseven though they are fuzzy.) I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. Sometimes I just do this, you know? Cookie Notice In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. That's funny!!!! Or maybe not. Yea, me! Said order will in no way be held responsible for any damages, injuries, loss of life, limb, head, or organs. Just copy and paste it removing the first and last bit 5 times . Shut Yo Bubble Gum Dum Dum-Vine - SoundCloud When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. At least her's makes sensesort of. "lower the quality"? If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. I'm back. Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. I'm finnaly back! But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. I'm back. There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? It would make no sense. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? I should be asleep. Think about it. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. i'll copy and paste this to my site. Now, those have possibilities. I'm back. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. It was one of my friends. That is justpathetic. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. The end is not here. The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). Think about it. I'm back. And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! TACO will eventually destroy him. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. For more information, please see our Is this getting confusing to you? May your day be shiney! They couldn't stop laughing. Isn't that sort of ironic? THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. It's the same concept. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. Just make sure you "spray" your food first. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. Because in some world, the video game is real. Come on all you non-existing people! I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. | 0.97 KB, C++ | Privacy Policy. So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. When you eat so much pineapple in a day. I'm back! And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Okay. Lots of gooey talent. Obviously not. KYOTO, Japan - Super Smash Bros. creator Mashiro Sakurai shocked the gaming community today by finally announcing that fan favorite character Captain Falcon gets his powers from his strong faith in Jesus Christ. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? Now, wasn't that a fun list!? The single greatest invention of the computer gods. Where is the logic in this? Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? | 0.12 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? It's spiffy. So crazy it just might work! What line of buisness, do you ask? Well, look at you? Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! *yawn* I'm back. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. I think. The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. And do I ever have a topic today! I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! I'm bored. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! 'Ah the power of cheese!' If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? Then I do my homework. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. I'm baaaaa-ack! Yes, I am. And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! Hey, where are you going?! Humor the crazy person, okay? Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! I think. What an eccentric idea! Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. What? Try it. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. Why bother asking? Seeya. A good one. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. Fire is free. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . You'd have to find the end, of course. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. Oh, yeah! This is a test, I repeat only a test. If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? How do you know I even exist? I pity them, I really do. Cookie Manager. Untill such time that I have more. I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. After all, look how long this text is. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? "Purified" water. Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. Woooo! You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. Do not MOCK me! NOTHING! In any caseI should probably find a topic. I'm back. Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. I don't want year-round classes. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. Oh, well. Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. My dude red. I'm completly and totally addicted. Hmmmmintersting. I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! Thou shalt not eat spuds. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. i felt sorry for my dad. It's wrong, I tell you. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? You must be pretty bored, too. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. My dad. And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. Is that too much to ask? I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. Needless to say, we ignored her. I'm so very, very tired. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. YeahI knowpathetic. from graduation. Did I resume asking retorical questions? If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. You know you want to! THANKS FOR COMING! I few months ago I saw a movie about that. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. Happy? I love owls. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. You cannot DEFEAT me! You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). | 0.03 KB, Python | Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. To Cheese Nips. ", and translated it to German. Yeaha topic would be good. i cannot feel my feet. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. JSON | Like a muffin. I can work with mistrust. The number of licks, I mean. I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! Okay. Hmmmmgood question. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome Neither of us thought to question the other. You haven't been paying attention have you? I'M FINE! How is this legal? Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. Watch popular content from the following creators: Chief is king(@covenantmustdie), ava(@peanutallergygirl101), joe mama(@changryulsbf), Joeys.wrld999(@naomicaruana5), jorys cool(@jorydiaz6) . Discover boy shut your bubblegum 's popular videos | TikTok shut your pasty chicken bone lyrics - xarxacatala.cat It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. What ever shall I do? It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. I don't understand it. BYE!!! I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. NO, wait. Good. Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. I think it's pretty funny. I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). It sucks. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. With our patented "spray". Think about it. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. What a crazy idea. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. Aren't you happy? Josh wants his thought back. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. the longest text in pastebin - Pastebin.com Oh, well. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. That's right, folks. Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! But wait! He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. Thank-you for your time. How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? I'm back. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. When is it MYturn? YES, I'M YELLING! She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. Isn't vast a funny word? She didn't know. I'm back. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) But, the wings were'nt really special. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. WHAT!? I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? | 1.69 KB, PHP | Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. I gave up in exasperation. mazie - dumb dumb Lyrics | Genius Lyrics shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrone big headed ass UP.
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